All your flash, slash, and trash needs in a handy four-pack. You, too, can “look” like the baddest ass[hole] on your block. Any one of them a bargain* at $12… But you have to buy all four for $48. Ah-yah… I mean, look at those kewl poke-y things and those toxic-green zombie cuttin’ handles. Your grip won’t slip. Course, if you buy these, your grip on reality was pretty tenuous anyways.
[ * ya getz whatz ya payz for… It’s your money.]